Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Just out of interest, do people not in the UK know the lyrics to their national anthem?

'cause here most of us start mumbling half way through the second line

Ask us to sing Mr. Brightside and we'll belt it out no problem though

by "or something" I mean dish or dish-type thing, not the water part

I'm sure they'd drink beer but then you'll have a bunch of drunk critters swaying around your garden and you'll get to find out exactly how drunk a skunk gets

Best to stick to water for them

It's been a bit dry around here recently which has reminded me to remind you all that if you happen to have a garden, please put a dish of water or something out there for the wildlife in dry weather

They'll very much appreciate it

@maple @LaserScheme I concur, elk.

@InspectorCaracal less exploitative than usual though

shit, I'd even wear the druid getup, that stuff looks comfy as hell

I have finally found a career that I am ideally qualified for

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit

I'm well up for pottering around someone's garden for a living

@maple robot is you!

If you throw eggs, milk, or flour at someone the police are likely to try to do you for assault

but if you throw all three at the same time it's batter-y

@maple blooOp

a £5.25 Five Guys milkshake no less, that's dedication right there

@sydneyfalk LACTOSE THE INTOLERANT

Someone made a rip-off of the nokia n-gage

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KECHAODA-Long-Standby-Power-Bank-Game-and-Phone-2-In-1-Mobile-Phone-K110-2-8/33014628447.html

@maple it's gay, it's a computer, it's maple!

@maple @hackers_gifs oh yeah, it's a tiny bit part but as soon as I saw him I thought "wait, is that penn jilette?!"

@maple daww, such cute lil servo noises! *uses many arms to pet the maple*