Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Gargron nope, this is pride month, then after this is wrath month, october's spooky month, so we can slot chill out month in for either august or september

@noelle aw, pool lil sod, I hope he gets better soon!

fox friend showed up!

octopus 🐙

Yeah, over here we don't bother with complex political analysis, we just go by what the local bookie's saying

With Trump backing Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson for the Conservative leadership the betting odds of him getting the job have dropped considerably

Still in the lead, but the odds have dropped

@maple carrying a bunch of maplebots around that are clinging to it like opossums

@maple blub beep!

Rapidly transitioning to the Peppa Pig theme tune when the cops turn up at something you're DJing for is good praxis

the vengabus is coming

there shall be no escape

Favourite WH40K headcanon: orks that have heard of camouflage and its ability to make you blend in to your surroundings for sneaky gitz stuff but they only got the "plants" bit and so are driving around in vehicles painted like a hippy's VW campervan

One of the first instances of sending nudes, 1828, painter called Sarah Goodridge painted a miniature rendition of her tits and sent them to Daniel Webster

Said painting below, it's a pair of tits

@Shrigglepuss I'm sure I'll be able to find something you like

@Jo if there are 9 people sat at a dinner table having a genial conversation with 1 nazi then what you've got there is 10 nazis

@Shrigglepuss you should get a watch

I can give you suggestions for which watch to get

@c0debabe ubiquiti unifi gear could work for you then, rather than an all-in-one device they sell separate routers, switches, and wifi access points

So for a full setup you'd need to get a USG for the router bit, any switch you like (I'd suggest just an 8-port Netgear dumb switch), and as many UAPs as you'd like to cover your house for the WiFi portion

would 100% be overkill for a home set-up, but that's why I like the stuff

@noelle @maple @c0debabe I'd have answered that some people remember when wifi used to be absolutely shite and just generally not work that well and they haven't checked how it is for ages but that answer also works

@c0debabe what's your tolerance for technical faffery?

'cause prosumer stuff like ubiquiti and mikrotik is good but requires some setup

@Gargron crap, what have you agreed to that we need to yell at you for now?