Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@er1n oh, not yet, no, this is all preemptive

@er1n they've announced their intention to fork mastodon and be compatible with the fediverse as a whole

welp, time to dump fedilab

they're choosing not to do anything about gab

@maple *brings maple lots of tasty batteries to cromch on*

@maple knoppix for playing around with, serious actual use was ubuntu I think

@Alyx believe that's another name for them, yeah

there's probably as many names for them as there are actual lil crustacean friends

ah, I see spammer prick has finally found his people, nice to see there's really somewhere for everyone on the fediverse

(he's on shitposter.club now)

not only do we have hedgehogs in the garden, we also have what is quite frankly an extravagant number of woodlice

or as I like to call them, lil crustacean friends

🦔

@Jo since he's operating on that logic I can only assume it's 100% fine to shank him because he was okay with getting stabbed in a movie

(I assume, he probably got stabbed in some film he was in, can't say I've watched any of them)

@maple @InspectorCaracal @aldersprig as an engineer the units were never specified so they could be using customary measurements of 1 bluck = 1.5 blocks

@miramarco@octodon.social at least one of these will be named planety mcplanetface

@InspectorCaracal @noelle @maple shit, that's an idea for next april 1st

@InspectorCaracal *me riding my light-up train down the side of a mountain* well, maybe not short, but certainly memorable

@maple When the Dolor takes the throne of Amet, Etaoin Shrdlu must seek the Adipiscing Elit to battle the Lorem Ipsum

or something

@maple Etaoin Shrdlu and the curse of Lorem Ipsum

@evie report them and we'll deal with it, if you want to block them as well go ahead

@noelle [pulse]uhh...[/pulse]