Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Oh hey, Omega made a one-off watch with 1,500 bar of water resistance for some diving expedition thing

neat

https://www.omegawatches.com/planet-omega/ocean/worldsdeepestdive

@tom IIRC for vampires it's not a private space you need, it's a threshold of a domestic dwelling

@Alyx "why does this cider taste like fish?"

"hey, I didn't know exactly which genes to copy over, I just copied a load of them"

"ah, the stack overflow approach to gene editing"

Reason #7812 I'm not allowed in genetics labs: glowy trees

I want like, bio luminescent apple trees

Plant them along paths

Save a load on street lighting

Also make glowy cider from them

@masanbol@snouts.online I'm pretty sure that federating with gab would be its own punishment

still, yeah, anyone federating with gab is showing poor judgement to the level that federating with them is probably not a good idea

@Jo also, it can't be cancelled by the fact that amazon finished making it

@Nine only the best kinder eggs here, smuggled over the border, don't let the cops find out though, the fines aren't... cheap

egg crimes

@m1st *pets*

@maple *flips maple's colour depth switch back to 24-bit*

wow, they really picked the 4th of July for their relaunch didn't they

...does this make the fediverse the british?

@maple I see no problem with this

@dragonmagic oh my god

It's okay everyone, I washed the slope with detergent, it's not slippery any more

the best way to anaesthetise an octopus is to douse them in ethanol

which is what I call a good friday night

@maloki they do have something of a history of doing so

@a_breakin_glass true, but with all the capital invested in gab specifically it'd be quite nice to burn that fucker to the ground so they have to build another thing for them to congregate on from scratch

Tusky blocking gab is an act of speech and is therefore covered by the concept of "free speech"

YEAH

WHAT YA GONNA NOW DICKHEADS?