Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal how about a good mad scientist?

wild schemes and poor application of the scientific method but to do really nice things for people!

@colon_three yep, that's how you can tell it's a dream, they apologised for something

too hot

octopus is now pile of goo

Reggie lookin at a hedgie!

@maple oof, yeah, it going down for unrelated reasons as soon as you've done something is scary as hell

@maple it's a big enough thing that I'm sure they'll have backups if anything massively important crashed

but yeah, would scare the shit out of me too

@maple yeah, looking like it's all broke

@maple I think there are larger problems, the discover page doesn't work either

it's not a "side hustle"

it's a second job

@vanillavoid I'm half way there

@halcy ..."censorship proof"...

wait, so why are they complaining about mastodon et al. censoring them when "their" protocol is "censorship proof"

@maple keyboard perfect size for pawbs!

dolphins are just weird sharks

Feel free to contact us if you want shipping to other places, shipping to the ISS for example would be about a grand though so maybe wait until you get back

Y'know what would be a fun thing to do this weekend?

DMing @maple to buy a cool computer pin!

They're $8 each and it's $5 for shipping anywhere in the world!*

*(up to 10 pins)

🦊 !

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"Jimmy Carter rabbit incident" is one of my favourite wikipedia page titles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident

@sydneyfalk I love this idea

He'd probably say "hell no, I've got other stuff to do" but this would be brilliant