Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Oh yeah, is gab using any domains that we haven't all preemptively blocked?

happy "americans got pissy about having to pay tax" day

@maple hey bun, what's up?

my dad, about a drill: it's safe, just the cable insulation is gone
me: so by safe you mean not safe
dad: it's only the outer insulation, it's fine
me: safe-adjacent is not safe!

a combination of two words coined by an award winning actress

it's a Natalie Portmanteau

@tom wait really?

huh, that must have got far more reliable

used to have wasabi being down once a week

remember when three quarters of the fediverse were using wasabi?

that was fun

from all the screaming and lamentations I'm hearing I'm guessing something internet-y what we don't use broke

"*golf clap, but grudgingly*" is my favourite ever response to a joke I made

@lambdagrrl 'cause catgirls obviously

MAO

The things up for sale in this year's Only Watch have been announced

It's a charity auction for research on Duchenne muscular dystrophy and a load of watch brands make one-off pieces for it

Personal favourites from the bunch are the H. Moser et Cie. Endeavour Perpetual Moon Concept that has a vantablack dial, a neat looking Voutilainen pocket watch, and whatever the fuck this thing is that MB&F came up with

http://www.onlywatch.com/

@Alyx basically, yeah

although maybe keep it to ungodly amounts of conventional explosives to avoid the inconvenience of a large EMP

@Alyx keep the explosions, make them much bigger, but have them in space

@maple this is making me think album (or EP) released as Pico 8 cartridge

as a note, the ISS is not covered by $5 flat-rate shipping

still got my fingers crossed that we'll get a pin order from the ISS so I have an excuse to ring up the ESA

"hey, I need some stuff to rappel bears"

"do you mean repel bears?"

"nope, rappel, they want to get down a cliff"