Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine when you press @maple 's turbo button it turns byteself into TURBO OUTBUN

@maple first article is on a machine you built that holds down the A button so you can adequately state your excitement

"AAAAAAAAAAA"

welcome to mastodon; twitter's new service status page

THEY'RE GONNA BAKE COOKIES ON THE ISS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYA8aHY6yzk

@coda HAPPY BIRFDAY!

@Jo wonder if it's possible to do it from a domain lookup

@Jo if you're just doing one instance of whatever you could do it from IP

@interneteh I've heard "entle" used

The UK Woodland Trust are offering free trees for schools and community organisations

They're currently receiving applications for packs of trees to be delivered in November this year

To be eligible you need to be a non-profit group and the trees must be on land with public access

So if you're wanting to plant a bunch of trees somewhere it might be worth a look

https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/plant-trees/free-trees/?

rolling up and combining sheep like baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa katamari dasheepy

ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba baaaaaa, BA!

@Violet not a proper cinema if it doesn't have the ba ba's

@maple you've already kinda done mine with the lovely octopus!

@vanillavoid HAPPY BIRFDAY!

@maple vibrating off the chair like a phone vibrates off a table

with all this talk about defederating people, us here at computerfairi.es just recently got to 5 pages' worth of domain blocks!

yay! or boo! depending on your point of view about it being good that we've blocked all those dickheads or bad that we've had to!

@revolverocelot @maple yep

they couldn't even come up with a reasonable number to fake

@brogepi do you want skynet?

this is how you get skynet