Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@InspectorCaracal @noelle that last one's more of a statement than a question I know but it certainly raises it
@InspectorCaracal @noelle there's also "where are they coming from", "why do you have to kill them in 3-5 minutes", "why are your kids playing where there are 30-50 feral hogs", and "there are these things called fences"
@noelle this raises more questions
I've just woken up
...feral hogs?
@maple I've just heard of this
he fukken what now?
in what world does snapping stuff hither and yon cause less damage than careful desoldering
@kirby heh, sod the neighbours, if I was doing it that early I might disturb the hedgehogs!
Just powerwashed the patio
entirely forgot it was that colour
@maple wanna hug cute robot
also the thing you linked
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@maple ooh, ooh, another idea, with how well this comes out with limited colour palettes and low resolution these'd be ideal to display on something like that E Ink Spectra stuff
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@maple just need to add some stamps to add to the photos and some strangely horrifying easter eggs and you've got everything!
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@maple I've just had a thought, they make bluetooth-enabled thermal printers, get some sticky labels to put in to it and you'd have the photo printing from the gameboy printer down too!
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@maple ooh, in colour and everything!
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@maple this looks super cool
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special maple edition: comes in bags like Transform-A-Snacks, can put all the pieces together into a z80 computer and eat them as well!
(Transform-A-Snack is a British baked corn puff snack thingy that comes in various shapes you can use to build a little car looking thing then eat it)
@maple ooh, that does sound fun
maybe a deluxe edition where they just send you a big box of chips and some breadboards
I've been informed that a hedgehog house I made someone now has some inhabitants!
two adults and some baby hedgehogs!
nonsense lewd sounding comment
@maple you want what up scotty?
@revolverocelot scientology with just enough serial numbers filed off to not get sued
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
