Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@colon_three if you learn german, get drunk, and mix german and english you'll probably get somewhere close to dutch

Next either didn't notice or they're really taking the piss

@dankwraith well that certainly explains a lot about printers

@mavica I think more wine auntie

@mavica the more I see of it now the more I appreciate the look of older digital photos

@revolverocelot ah yeah, that'd be an issue, forgot that bit

fingers crossed you get the crisps aisle

@revolverocelot those can actually be surprisingly chill

@melaninpony yes, you should

some of these pins in fact! https://computerfairi.es/@mavica/102666815682261159

cromch

@penguin42 I'm talking about something the post office would accept

international standard for postal addresses would be nice

I'm looking at this one all "wait, is that bit the post code? which is the city and which is the county/state?"

worked it out but some sort of international standard layout pls ISO people

@revolverocelot they might be small plantains, but they look like inexplicably large bananas!

@revolverocelot I actually looked up the more precise name for what I always call a banana because the sentence "I thought those bananas were just inexplicably large bananas" doesn't make much sense

@revolverocelot I may have thought you posted a picture of rice with inexplicably large cavendish bananas earlier

@syrup what's up? how can I help?

I should totally get an octo-think emojo made

you know, with fuel shortages being forecast in the near future, maybe I should get a cargo tricycle or something...

*looks*

HOW FUCKING MUCH?!

The FAA have sent out official correspondence asking people to not strap guns to their drones