Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

tired: internet of things
wired: internet of little robot arms that you can control through a web browser and press buttons on things with from a distance

@mavica given I have no android knowledge my immediate idea was to rig one of those little robot arms to a raspi along with a webcam, give the arm a stylus, and control it that way

which is possibly the most ass-backward way of controlling it possible and not even slightly what you're looking for but I'm fond of the concept

@sydneyfalk nintendo should have kept the n64 controller design around, humans wandering around with three hands!

@devrandom "Think of people who drink one or two or three cups of tea a day, every day."

who drinks only 3 cups a day?

@Anke yeah, my semi-regular "omega quit it with the special editions and just make something new" toot

@lunalapin huh, that's a way of looking at it I hadn't considered

I'd always look at it being a set of documents, all of which apply except when contradicted by a later document in the set, rather than as a single document

@trashyfins@chomp.life if they're detachable you could throw them at people and plap them in the face at a distance

@lunalapin ...the US Constitution

the document that needed 12 amendments before they got around to adding "oh yeah, don't do slavery"

bloody hell

Bond didn't even wear an Omega in that film, why the fuck are they doing a special edition for the 50th anniversary of that one?

Omega have announced a special edition Seamaster for the... 50th anniversary of the release of the 7th (and worst) Bond film

Hey Omega, you know you don't have to release a special edition for every fucking thing you think of don't you?

possible usage: "I had a roomba through the documentation, think I know how it works now"

"x just roomba'd through the parts drawers, they found a bunch of useful stuff"

@Anke I was thinking "crawl under something to look what's there to pick up" but that's also a good meaning for it

"roomba" is now a verb

@seb_ly is there another button where multi-millionaires and up lose all of their money and power and the good stuff happens?

'cause if there is I'd hit that one, otherwise the button given

I am a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 octopus

looking for a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 cup of tea

@tcql@octodon.social @mavica put it on a NAS and connect a bunch of ethernet cables to it! it's like spaghetti for a squobit!

@mavica *brings you large amounts of sd cards filled with ebooks to cronch on* more input for you!

@mavica *offers many and varied octo-hugs*