Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@yisraeldov@linuxrocks.online @djsundog 'course anyone with Patek money isn't middle class, but brands like Longines, Baume et Mercier, Nomos, etc. might be good choices

@Nine both!

cottie? hutie? don't know what the word for both would be

@yisraeldov@linuxrocks.online @djsundog seconded, a reasonable mechanical watch will easily last generations

Patek Phillipe used to use the marketing slogan "You never actually own a Patek Philippe. You merely look after it for the next generation."

Which is of course bollocks but there's an element of truth to it

@benhamill@cybre.space @HTHR@cybre.space el paquete semanal IN SPACE

"we're onionising the office!"
"...don't you mean unionising?"
*the room slowly fills with onions*
"...shit"

Cross-platform software, only works on annoyed arm chips

I'm hearing stuff about new users again, what did twitter fuck up now?

@mavica I'm sure it is, bun

@mavica translucent outfit eh?

all tech should be cased in translucent plastic

@mavica oh wow, of course they do

@mavica yeah, I'm not any better

maybe if tiny nail printers existed

@mavica tiny lil pixel art nails

@sydneyfalk also remind them that the proper pronunciation sounds like "fill it" and their name makes no goddamn sense

@halcy we just suspended the entire instance

you can tell all our hedgehogs are well fed by the fact that if it's raining they don't bother coming out to the cafe

@mavica don't really have much of a mouth, but *bumps head against mavi*

@noelle ...and that's that nicked for over here