Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

we out here performing complex rituals in esoteric languages to make the elemental forces of the universe get these weird rocks to do our bidding

sounds pretty damn magic to me

@mavica magic animal friends are called familiars

mavica is computer

computers are magic

mavi can be a familiar!

@mavica you're robot!

@Nine was actually me who got to the upload button first on them but these are indeed mavi all over

@Nine @mavica same, I saw them and went all "we need these for the mavi"

@mavica comf bun!

We have the bunhd emojos now

cheers @Feuerfuchs

*bezos showing off his diamond encrusted hand basin*

"motherfucker, this is not what we meant when we said you should use some of your gigantic fortune on carbon sinks"

@mavica I don't know who you're talking about so they don't seem to be that popular

@swordgays that's a good cat right there

As we head into the primary gifting period you may be looking for the perfect gift for that special entity

May we humbly present; a neon computer pin!

Available for the very reasonable sum of USD$8 each with USD$5 flat-rate shipping

DM @mavica to order one

@swordgays @mavica I generally prefer they get killed with fire but outside is also good

@swordgays @mavica any with less or more than eight legs and octopus shall ride to the rescue

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@mavica @swordgays I'm okay with bugs, fucking arachnids though

FUCK. THAT.

I see a spider and I am fucking out of there

you could probably make a decent explanation of what a social construct is entirely through an analogy involving orks from WH40K

"da girl onez like pink"

@mavica I agree with your t-shirt, you cute!

@Siphonay@octodon.social anglais: MASHED SPUDS