Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@envgen they really are very helpful with marking themselves out

@envgen I know the spiderweb emoji in a twitter bio indicates they can be found on spinster(dot)xyz, a terf fediverse instance

the checkered flag emoji is what they use as "gender is black and white"

the x mark I'm less clear on but might mean "cancelled"?

basically just boils down to "trebuchet this fuck into the sun at the earliest opportunity"

I've just seen a toilet seat with a cow painted on it

I guess it's for bowel moovements

@mavica I'm not exactly an expert on human anatomy but IIRC the thyroid is quite low around the thorax/head connecty bit so... maybe? Sounds like a thing that's doable

@rey a squirrel squabble

a squibble

@mavica I wanna party with the kobolds at club bold

they used to say that you can't hug your children with nuclear arms

BUT NOW YOU CAN!

Come on down to sam's radioisotope-powered prosthetic emporium!

@mavica pulled chork sandwich

@mavica it's maple mavica syrup!

"We want a 100kt atomic bomb"

"What!? I don't sell weapons!"

"Your ad says you're a nuclear arms dealer!"

*waves around an RTG-powered limb prosthetic*

"I AM! JUST NOT THAT KIND!"

@Siphonay@octodon.social I very much agree with you putting arms above legs

arms are great

@Siphonay@octodon.social top 5 limbs

LB: songs about all the stuff you can do with ikea tables