Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica it's mavi!

@LaserScheme Gorbachev never invented minecraft, that's already points against him

Shakespeare's plays were intended to be and were drama for the common people of the time

Therefore the closest analogue to Shakespeare in modern times is the soap opera

This leaves the possibility that in a few hundred years people will be quoting Dot Cotton from EastEnders in an attempt to sound clever

@envgen they really are very helpful with marking themselves out

@envgen I know the spiderweb emoji in a twitter bio indicates they can be found on spinster(dot)xyz, a terf fediverse instance

the checkered flag emoji is what they use as "gender is black and white"

the x mark I'm less clear on but might mean "cancelled"?

basically just boils down to "trebuchet this fuck into the sun at the earliest opportunity"

I've just seen a toilet seat with a cow painted on it

I guess it's for bowel moovements

@mavica I'm not exactly an expert on human anatomy but IIRC the thyroid is quite low around the thorax/head connecty bit so... maybe? Sounds like a thing that's doable

@rey a squirrel squabble

a squibble

@mavica I wanna party with the kobolds at club bold

they used to say that you can't hug your children with nuclear arms

BUT NOW YOU CAN!

Come on down to sam's radioisotope-powered prosthetic emporium!

@mavica pulled chork sandwich

@mavica it's maple mavica syrup!

"We want a 100kt atomic bomb"

"What!? I don't sell weapons!"

"Your ad says you're a nuclear arms dealer!"

*waves around an RTG-powered limb prosthetic*

"I AM! JUST NOT THAT KIND!"

@Siphonay@octodon.social I very much agree with you putting arms above legs

arms are great