Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

someone's just mentioned that kfc dating sim game and I've just realised that no, that was an actual thing that happened and not some bizarre fever dream I had

@mavica *wraps the mavi in a blanket and gives lots of pets to the bunrito*

HOLY CRAP

A. Lange & Söhne have done a stainless steel sports watch!

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/introducing-the-lange-odysseus

@mavica WOBOT!

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@evie for a whole two hours

how will they cope?

@Jo hey, devils are LAWFUL evil after all, thought I might see some wandering about

I just saw a headline reading "UK should consider legalising possession, MPs say"

Sounded a lot more awesome before I realised they were talking about drugs

@colon_three *many headpats for the cat*

*like, a whole eight arms worth*

@tom hedgehogs are the best 🦔

@sydneyfalk that and it's well known that tigers are generally quite socially progressive, which will help when they get to vote

@sydneyfalk that's true

I was thinking more if they haven't come to an agreement in x hours then a bunch of tigers get to go in and vote as well

@sydneyfalk the catholic church doesn't have it televised and large predatory animals introduced at regular intervals though, we'd totally want that

@sydneyfalk for a fancier name for it call it a conclave

'cause that's basically a papal conclave in a nutshell

me: might be an idea to use a proper vpn provider instead of my probably poorly implemented mess on a DO droplet

nordVPN: *gets hacked*

TorGuard and VikingVPN: *also possibly get hacked*

me: huh... guess it's probably fine

@Violet ah, right, give local wildlife rescue then I'd think