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The Roman poet Juvenal once said "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

Tonight it's you! With all new Cops only on Paramount

The ancient greeks must have been pretty lazy

They believed their gods lived at the top of a very climbable mountain and none of them bothered to go up there to try to say hello

that "fact fiend" channel on youtube certainly knows how to get clicks

latest video title "Wombats can defeat predators by twerking"

...alright, I'm in

@mavica well done! phone calls are awful, I'm super proud of you

@mavica the mods are indeed watching

:blobpeek: but with like, a banhammer wielding octopus

@twitter@mastodon.technology @noelle "1984 WASN'T AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL!"
"O'Brien had a pretty cool flat though..."

@noelle silicon valley types read dystopian fiction and only concentrate for the bits that show how nice the ruling classes have it

very vague meta, don't even take me too seriously 

@mavica I don't even know why there were specialised cryptid instances in the first place, I always assumed "run by and/or populated by various cryptids" to be the default 'round here

@mavica also possibly a programmed-in liking for height and better radio reception

@mavica that'll be the squirrel in you looking for trees to sit on

I wasn't sure which variant of that joke to go with so y'all got all of them

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