Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
watching the VOD of @mavica 's slot for UGBD #ExtraLife between doing things and MAVI PAWBS!
Werner the Herzog
I have a GCSE in French and the only thing I can remember how to say is "mon canard est en feu"
doesn't come in useful often
Quoth that upjumped security guard a while back: "These people are not cop friendly"
"Mastodon suspends Assam Police instance; says cops not welcome"
It's actually "account" rather than "instance" and "mastodon.social" not "mastodon" but lol
A TV show where a small pink blob makes various social faux pas and is generally a bit of a dick
or; kirby your enthusiasm
"Public Universal Friend" is just such an incredibly awesome name
Sam the Octopus
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It's about that time of year when people start wondering things like "hey, why isn't DECEMber the tenth month of the year?"
So it's time for my little lecture on Romans, calendars, and our friend Gaius Julius Caesar.
I'll be posting it as a tootchain replying to this one, but if you're impatient, here's the whole thing: https://gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/3754e00a37fe81aa43aad3eb9543f3ce
So: “Why isn’t the new year on winter solstice?”
The answer, honestly, is that the Romans had no fucking idea how to run a calendar.
mckamey manor waiver point-by-point
@vantablack I'm pretty sure that precisely none of that waiver will stand up in court
thinkin 'bout our hedgehogs all cuddled up and hibernating in their little houses
Jimmy Wales has a new social network
He's not hiring any moderators
I have a feeling it will end up like the... wiki wiki wild wild west
uspol, trashpost, "public service"
@sydneyfalk I read that as "public canning" for a second there
"I pronounce you guilty of malfeasance in a public office. INTO THE JAR!"
mavi is goodest robot
LB: one minute after us complaining about pleroma's image description support!
Sam the Octopus
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* We're getting better at accessibility:
@mavica such a beautiful description, such poetry
they say a picture's worth a thousand words but it's really summed up by that alpha-numeric string
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
