Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
drug reference, o_o
@noelle late night at an ad agency with an open bar:
guy1: yo! I bet you $100 that you can't get an entire state to say they're on meth!
guy2: hold my beer!
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the joke
@sydneyfalk @noelle @mavica @Nine yeah, we use it mostly in reference to the blokes from thames house
@mavica ! you could stream the audio to any bluetooth speakers as well!
@mavica okay now that's perfect
@mavica 
lo-fi does usually have an analogue aesthetic so... digital lo-fi? is that a thing? it should be a thing if it isn't already a thing
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KEEP MASTODON WEIRD
@mavica *brings tea* let's get you all cuddled up in a bunrito! 
@jonw@hackers.town terrible idea, I look forward to watching it collapse
Would you like to give the gift of a totally rad computer pin this holiday season?
You can!
They're $8 each with $5 flat-rate worldwide shipping
DM @mavica to buy them
Get in soon though, last date I can do delivery by Christmas is 2019/12/06
watching the VOD of @mavica 's slot for UGBD #ExtraLife between doing things and MAVI PAWBS!
Werner the Herzog
I have a GCSE in French and the only thing I can remember how to say is "mon canard est en feu"
doesn't come in useful often
Quoth that upjumped security guard a while back: "These people are not cop friendly"
"Mastodon suspends Assam Police instance; says cops not welcome"
It's actually "account" rather than "instance" and "mastodon.social" not "mastodon" but lol
A TV show where a small pink blob makes various social faux pas and is generally a bit of a dick
or; kirby your enthusiasm
"Public Universal Friend" is just such an incredibly awesome name
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It's about that time of year when people start wondering things like "hey, why isn't DECEMber the tenth month of the year?"
So it's time for my little lecture on Romans, calendars, and our friend Gaius Julius Caesar.
I'll be posting it as a tootchain replying to this one, but if you're impatient, here's the whole thing: https://gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/3754e00a37fe81aa43aad3eb9543f3ce
So: “Why isn’t the new year on winter solstice?”
The answer, honestly, is that the Romans had no fucking idea how to run a calendar.
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
