Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica so cute!

wanna pet

@mavica *pokes head out of time machine* I tried but he just went on about the Spanish Ornithological Society having nothing to do with it

probably should have taken some stuff about search engine optimisation back with me

@mavica so much I/O!

@Bashabez5@radical.town ah, but he writes comic books for adults, that's totally different because... reasons?

@avi huh... well that guy's bizarre

and yeah I get not wanting to have to explain everything a bunch of times a day, don't really have any suggestions for pixelfed instances though I'm afraid

@avi I think we've probably suspended any instances where they congregate so feel free to post them here

if you're doing a lot of them then maybe one of the pixelfed instances? that thing's built better for doing lots of images

@mavica morning blubs

*to the tune of the Bonanza theme song*

bun bunny bun bunny bunny bun bun bun bun bun! bun bunny bun bunny bun bunny bun bun bun bun bun bun!

*puts a cowboy hat on @mavica *

@mavica the less I think of his wet dreams the better

New Pacman version of the Timex T80

https://www.timex.com/timex-x-pac-man-t80-34mm-stainless-steel-bracelet-watch/TW2U32000YB.html

Same as the usual T80, but with Pacman!

Dr. Berkhan: got this disorder here that results in people reading things out of order and generally messing up where letters go, what shall we call it?

Dr. Berlin: dyslexia

Dr. Berkhan: LOL, that'll fuck 'em right up!

@sydneyfalk opening a manual and finding the 3rd word of the 17th line is resistant to network outages

ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA

TO UNLOCK EUROPA SPEND 500 GEMS OR $1.99

@sydneyfalk sometimes they managed to make the drm cool as well!

little decoder disks you had to use!

and a map! a proper, physical map!

@mavica it's why I never use noSQL

ain't worth using if it's got no squirrel

@sydneyfalk @Jo I have nowhere near the talent to pull it off, the idea's free to anyone who wants to give it a shot

@mavica @sydneyfalk @Jo I was thinking more the bacterium experiences time in reverse

like "OH SHIT WHAT ARE THESE THINGS KILL IT" < "oh, they're not too bad" < "they're quite nice" < "cosy cosy in the little animal cell"

several years of having english class at school and at no point did they ever go over the grammar for things that will/have/are happeneding in a time travel scenario