Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sydneyfalk @Jo deadly bacterium travelling backwards through time, becoming less harmful the earlier in time it gets, eventually it transpires that the bacterium became/was/will be mitochondria

@Jo I read the "having to tell anybody else that I have had sex with" as if it was implying that HIV can time travel

like if you get it then it retroactively infects everyone you've slept with before then

@noelle late night at an ad agency with an open bar:

guy1: yo! I bet you $100 that you can't get an entire state to say they're on meth!
guy2: hold my beer!

@mavica ! you could stream the audio to any bluetooth speakers as well!

@mavica okay now that's perfect

@mavica lo-fi does usually have an analogue aesthetic so... digital lo-fi? is that a thing? it should be a thing if it isn't already a thing

@mavica *brings tea* let's get you all cuddled up in a bunrito!

@jonw@hackers.town terrible idea, I look forward to watching it collapse

Would you like to give the gift of a totally rad computer pin this holiday season?

You can!

They're $8 each with $5 flat-rate worldwide shipping

DM @mavica to buy them

Get in soon though, last date I can do delivery by Christmas is 2019/12/06

watching the VOD of @mavica 's slot for UGBD #ExtraLife between doing things and MAVI PAWBS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnIMCMaRY7E

Werner the Herzog

@Anke yep

I have a GCSE in French and the only thing I can remember how to say is "mon canard est en feu"

doesn't come in useful often

Quoth that upjumped security guard a while back: "These people are not cop friendly"

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/guwahati/mastodon-suspends-assam-police-instance-says-cops-not-welcome/articleshow/72088741.cms

"Mastodon suspends Assam Police instance; says cops not welcome"

It's actually "account" rather than "instance" and "mastodon.social" not "mastodon" but lol

everyone: stop tooting bad jokes!
me:

A TV show where a small pink blob makes various social faux pas and is generally a bit of a dick

or; kirby your enthusiasm