Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
just to let everyone know, aldi UK are currently selling massive unicorn plushies for 20 quid
like, 80cm long or something
they are lorge
selfie, wut
@pup_hime @colon_three also the string of onions around your neck which is somehow part of the stereotype
I'm predicting that a lot of people will be wandering around looking for nativity scenes so they can replace all the baby jesuses (jesi? jesodes?) with baby yodas
@mavica even though they're not as elaborate they are all fantastic
@SuricrasiaOnline one day, after first contact, jorts will be known as earth's greatest contribution to the galaxy
I dream of a future where we can all have a little salami
@noelle still weird as hell that someone can just do that but it's not quite "yeah, I own a satellite that I parked over sudan"
@noelle "spy program" is probably a bit grand of a phrase for what he probably does
most likely he's buying time from one of the commercial satellite imagery companies and having the images analysed
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@mavica while the computerfairi.es shipping and fulfilment centre is usually staffed by hedgehogs they're all off on their winter break so the orders will be packed by yours truly
@mavica it's a mavica!
@trashyfins@chomp.life @LaserScheme 
eight legged fuzzy opossum friends!
@LaserScheme opossums are so good
@lune@elekk.xyz "let's get a bunch of people
and put them all in trees
we'll kill them all for odin
and hope we don't fucking freeze
don't know where this is going
it's all turning slightly wrong
I don't know any norse
and I suck at writing songs"
Yeah, sure, there's no problem playing "baby it's cold outside" every christmas because "it was a product of its time" but if I go around singing "let's get a few people tied up in trees and sacrifice them to odin this midwinter solstice" which was an incredibly popular song at the time (if a lot more pithy in the original ancient norse) then I get chucked out of lidl
"baby it's cold outside"
@noelle "it was a product of its time" is an excuse for it existing then, it isn't an excuse for repeated radio play every year
@mavica cool, will do when I know
steam's saying delivery delays expected and that it'll be 6-8 working days to get to me, so might take a little while until that happens
@mavica right, I'll put the order in and find out the best way to get it in your paws
@mavica not entirely sure, don't know how big the package is (write your own jokes here) but probably under 20 quid?
quite possibly well under
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
