Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica octopus confirms, they're really good!

@tedric I wonder if "whomst x?" is a valid answer format for jeopardy

@evie what the actual fuck

still surprised that all these right wing conspiracy nuts still haven't worked out that the "deep state" is us octopuses

I mean come on, "deep" state? We made it really obvious

@cypnk don't know if you've seen this yet but this might be of interest to you, 18th century log cabin construction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlVENzhq_Xw

them: some accelerationist shit
me: ok doomer

@Anke broadly it's applying theory to the real world, most contexts it's specifically putting marxist political theory into practice

giving cats a little salami as praxis

@Nine Had one recently where they tried delivering it to entirely the wrong house

@mavica blub blub blub

At least there's something good to come out of this election, new cassetteboy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI87PRgIKks

2: it's a nail

1: no, it's a tack!

satan's own egg liqueur, the devil's advocaat

@annika that makes a lot more sense than the "for when you want to take a break from your big phone" marketing they're doing

@annika well who wouldn't want a smaller phone to go with their big phone and the mini phone on their wrist