Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I wonder if twatter's going to send us all emails like all "pls unblock us, r users want to send toots to u" and we'll be all like "fuck no"

lol

@SuricrasiaOnline we've got it!

"Boris Johnson 'hides in a fridge' to avoid Piers Morgan interview"

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/11/boris-johnson-hides-in-fridge-to-avoid-piers-morgan-interview

I don't even have anything clever to comment on this shit any more

benches are people shelves

@Jo it's Louis Vuitton, you work out what a reasonable amount to spend on a thing is and then add two zeroes to the end

well... those are some words I didn't expect to see together

"Louis Vuitton x League of Legends" collection

https://www.polygon.com/2019/12/9/21002716/louis-vuitton-league-of-legends-collab-drop-clothing-hoodie-price

I wanna meet a capybara

they seem really chill

@Nine im love pladdle

moths are cool

lil fuzzy friends

quite ironically, I've seen someone refer to the "cats can have a little salami" meme as a "leftist dog-whistle"

come on mate, it's clearly a leftist cat... nyaa... or something

@Nine mavi's the best

@mavica 👋

@auravulpes it's like a bandage, it ain't gonna fix the massive hole in your torso, but it's a good idea to put one on and try to stop much more damage from happening

they're not "shark infested waters"

it's not "infested" with sharks

the sharks just live there

it's like calling a city "people infested land"