Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
"I've cursed you to turn anything made of silk you touch into tiny moths!"
"weird hex but okay"
bokchain
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I wonder if twatter's going to send us all emails like all "pls unblock us, r users want to send toots to u" and we'll be all like "fuck no"
birdsite
lol
we've got it!ukpol
"Boris Johnson 'hides in a fridge' to avoid Piers Morgan interview"
I don't even have anything clever to comment on this shit any more
benches are people shelves
Caps
@Jo it's Louis Vuitton, you work out what a reasonable amount to spend on a thing is and then add two zeroes to the end
well... those are some words I didn't expect to see together
"Louis Vuitton x League of Legends" collection
@arcans@mastodon.at yeah, one of them dudes
I'd be like "sup?"
and they'd be all "sup"
and we'd chill
I wanna meet a capybara
they seem really chill
@Nine im love pladdle
@taweret hey, it's cats can have a little salami, not cats will have a little salami
moths are cool
lil fuzzy friends
@kirby YES! THAT'S PURRFECT!
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@troubleMoney Leftist catnip.
quite ironically, I've seen someone refer to the "cats can have a little salami" meme as a "leftist dog-whistle"
come on mate, it's clearly a leftist cat... nyaa... or something
friendly subtoots~
@Nine mavi's the best
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
