Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@auravulpes it's like a bandage, it ain't gonna fix the massive hole in your torso, but it's a good idea to put one on and try to stop much more damage from happening

they're not "shark infested waters"

it's not "infested" with sharks

the sharks just live there

it's like calling a city "people infested land"

muppet christmas carol is the best christmas movie of all time and it probably always will be

@cypnk spooky web

@evie coff-E

@evie where you only stock herbal teas

because proper tea is theft

@sydneyfalk @alice@playvicious.social rather popular in australia so I hear

@alice@playvicious.social @sydneyfalk luff-buh-ruh

personal favourite attempt: loog-baroog

for a fun time get non-brits to try to pronounce "Loughborough"

@mavica bep bep beeep!

there's a gold coin that the canadian mint makes called the "gold maple" and any time I hear about it (which admittedly isn't often) I just think of a special shiny chassis @mavica gets out for special occasions