Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@kyzh@rage.love sadly not, we've been too proactive at it and aren't aware of any more we can block
@masklayer if I have anything to do with it one of 'em's getting renamed oceany mcoceanface
these are amazing
stock images courtesy of the canadian internet registration authority (thems what hand out the .ca domains)
@ben well, an actual little mini petrol generator would be adorable, but probably not as safe and worse for the environment
Sam the Octopus
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people are just boneless email
I need one of these
it's a USB power bank in the form of a little mini petrol generator!
@mavica 🎶 squirrel that's also a bu-un
whoa-oa
squirrel that's also a bun! 🎶
bear walks into a bar, says to the bartender "I'll have a......... beer", bartender says "sure, but why the big pause?"
bear says "was born with 'em"
re: transphobia, english language, question, weird
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net yeah, west country area I can give you pretty good certainty that that'll be how it's understood, anywhere else it's probably understood that way too
transphobia, english language, question, weird
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net in english as she is spoke 'round these parts the "man" functions more as an exclamation rather than addressing anyone but of course your mileage may vary, depends on local dialect, etc.
@syrup hmm... accelerometer and a wav player might do the trick...
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“At last! The lost Temple of the Dragon Sword! Wealth beyond imagining is ours!”
“Sir, there’s apparently been a transcription error.”
“A transcription error?”
“This is the Temple of the Dragon’s Word, sir.”
“Word, you say.”
“Yes sir. There’s a plaque.”
“I see. And it says?”
“It says ‘Kindness and friendship are the greatest of all life’s treasures’, sir. It is signed ‘Nydjwallyier’, I believe a dragon’s name.”
“I see. I am somewhat let down by this.”
“We did make friends along the way, sir.”
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@mavica yay! 🧡
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@mavica 
guilty as charged
dragons hoard treasure
friendship is the greatest treasure
therefore dragons are super good friends
Seiko are bringing back the "Alpinist"
Now under the Prospex line, going to be $700-$750, 6r35 movements, available with black, green, or grey dials
messed up, thomas the tank engine
thomas the tank engine was messed up
the fat controller literally cask of amontillado'ed a train for having a phobia of rain
this was meant to be a kids show
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
