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selfie, outfit of the day 

@mavica :samaww: can confirm, cute as heck!

my cat badgered me for some salmon, so i gave her little a salmon, as a treat, and… 

@patience is cat

what did you expect?

space jam but it's a preserve made from space fruit

@dumpling@octodon.social those are just arms

4 pairs of moose slippers would be excessive

Got a book for christmas, "Longitude" by Dava Sobel

It's good

It's a history of the longitude problem in navigation and John Harrison's solution to it

wherein i instigate an argument about muppets 

@taweret muppet treasure island needs to be further up the list

it has tim curry in it

@softgoat I'd take a wild guess at it starting with a default resolution and then something in the "setting up xfce" bit checks to see what the monitor can actually do but the "setting up bspwm" bit doesn't have that step

as to how to fix that I have no idea but that's the direction I'd be looking in

@vantablack so what you're saying is that meme was created by hatsune miku and was temporarily misattributed

introducing: wordfeudalism!

where everything is ruled by those who are good at scrabble

@Kat@snouts.online @wigglytuffitout funnily enough, the earliest recorded joke is in fact a fart joke

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap."

Comes from a sumerian tablet dated at around 1900 BCE

It may have lost something in the translation but it's definitely a fart joke

@evie not any more, it's squirrelember now

followed by squirreluary

@noelle at some point their family split into feuding factions, forming the MacElroys and the WindowsElroys

nsfw, nude pictures 

@syrup we're gonna have to order in more refrigerant, 'cause damn you're hot

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