Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@vanillavoid cuckoo clock but it's not a clock, it's just a possum coming in to yell "IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK AAAAA"

@HTHR@cybre.space alternate: my name is decimus

roman soldier: the tenth of your family?

time traveller: twelfth, you lot are really going to mess with the calendar in a couple hundred years

@mavica that's pretty damn neat

@wigglytuffitout heh, yeah, it's not the sort of thing that usually comes up often enough to stick around in your head for long

@wigglytuffitout proper name for it's polari, been meaning to learn a bit of that meself

apparently the rightest spelling is zhoozh, from the romani zhouzho

@mplouffe@scholar.social I can certainly see that, they're definitely the sort of thing that'll get picked up quick, especially with the limited edition of 1,000 each

@wyrdash@weirder.earth none of these are particularly my thing, I tend to go a little more restrained but they are all very well executed

here's the other 4

they're... certainly a look

I missed this from before christmas but Seiko did a collab with this JoJo's Bizarre Adventure thing that large parts of the internet won't fucking shut up about

All Japanese Domestic Market only, each limited to 1,000 units

@InspectorCaracal "get drunk, say "thou" a lot, hit people with sticks"

@SuricrasiaOnline while other tech campuses have scooters or bikes lying about for people to get around the place suricrasia online has diver propulsion vehicles

now is the winter of our discount tent

well this is a... thing

"Man walks around Cribbs Causeway car park for fun and absolutely loves it"
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/man-walks-around-cribbs-causeway-3654947

it includes the actual quote "The Cribbs Causeway Retail Park is an unknowable quantum object that transcends time, from the Neolithic standing stone to the 1980s shops to the cathedral mall to this futuristic beacon at the centre of it all."

@shonalika that'd be super neat

especially at buffets

no person trying to get the last vol-au-vent, *bloop* mine now

ah yes, 2020, the year of linux on the desktop