Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
hug yr computer
@djsundog I want the screens to be transparent or have little cameras on the front so it can do AR stuff
you can stick some metal into a lemon to make a battery to power stuff because the lemon juice acts as an acidic electrolyte
blackberry juice is also acidic, although slightly less so than lemon juice
it may therefore be possible to make a blackberry (fruit) powered blackberry (phone)
@mavica I don't even know if such a thing is even possible but HELL YEAH! 
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"That's not what I expected," the knight said.
"What?" said the princess. "It's a dragon hoard."
The knight tried to count the dragons cuddling in a pile.
"How?"
"I started with one, then found a couple of strays." The princess shrugged. "I guess I just started collecting them."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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GIANT SQUIRREL
@balrogboogie @taweret used to work for Heinz apparently, the company famous for making baked beans
which is so incredibly on-brand for wigan I can't even
@wigglytuffitout IT HAS CURTAINS!
I LOVE IT
@balrogboogie @taweret that'll be The Worshipful The Mayor of Wigan Council, Councillor Stephen Dawber
firearms
@Ethancdavenport InRange do some of the more modern stuff, mostly focusing on two-gun competitive shooting but they also review some things
firearms
@Ethancdavenport I get the impression that Ian McCollum of Forgotten Weapons and InRange TV is broadly one of our lot but he doesn't broadcast his politics so I don't know
@balrogboogie @taweret don't blame me, blame wigan
@mavica pretty niche usefulness these days but it sounds cool
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@kirby that's the queen's head, which is on all UK postage stamps along with the value of the stamp
also I'm not sure they would have got away with putting GTA on them, they'd have got a lot of flack from the daily mail et al. for that
I'm not a stamps person but royal mail are doing a special issue of stamps featuring british video games
Included are Elite, Dizzy, Populous, Lemmings, Micro Machines, Sensible Soccer, Wipeout, and Worms
And there's a Tomb Raider mini set as well
remember when gmail was invite only and invite codes were being sold on ebay?
that was weird
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
