Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@evie we are the borgor, you will be assimilated, we will add your flavour and texture to the sandwich
gender is a spectrum
by which I mean it uses a Zilog Z80 CPU and mostly reads data from tape
Sam the Octopus
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The idea that Y2K wasn't actually a big deal because nothing big ended up going down because of it is an *incredibly* dangerous error in thought.
Y2K didn't end up being a big deal because *tens of thousands of programmers* spent *millions of hours* making sure that it wasn't.
@noelle not a bass but I refer you to section 32 of the Salmon Act 1986 which makes it illegal to handle salmon in suspicious circumstances
Sam the Octopus
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...I think I preferred Mario Iliad.
I finally used the letters after my name on a thing and I've just realised that I should totally have done the form for the universal life church thingy so I could put "The Reverend" at the front as well
Ah well, remember it for next time
@colon_three you can't just say something like that and not leave a link
@gdkar only 1000? that'll run out far too quickly, I'm waiting for IPv64 when every atom in the observable universe has its own address
@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net intimidating hardware works far more often than you'd usually expect
@garbados a lot of people who say they're discordians really seem to follow the principia discordia despite the bit in there that prohibits believing anything you read
667 is the fax number of the beast
definitely blasphemous christianity question
@legendaryjoeb oh neat!
Sam the Octopus
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definitely blasphemous christianity question
@troubleMoney fortunately someone already did the math
definitely blasphemous christianity question
just how many times do you have to go to communion to have consumed an entire jesus?
@gdkar can it not have phantom power from the factory but include a voucher for a priest to inorcise it to get the ghost in there?
one frame to rule them all, one frame to find them, one frame to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
it's a tolkien ring network
@codl appreciate a dragon day can be every day
@mavica yeah, LED displays have so much more charm to them than the LCDs
Also, equally useful in the dark, as you'd have to press a button for a backlight on an LCD to read it
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
