Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Huh, turns out something good has come out of Rolex limiting the supply of steel sports models
https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1221049648372162560
Here's Lord Sugar, a billionaire, whinging on twitter that he can't swing a Rolex GMT-Master II BLNR from his local dealer
drugs
just saw the comments on an article about mixing tobacco with cannabis increasing THC availability
all these USAians piping up with "what? who'd do that? I've never seen anyone do that!"
are these people just smoking plain cannabis joints all the time? just how much fucking money did they have as teenagers to be able to afford that?
@dumpling@octodon.social this is primarily text-based, that I keep up with
anything with these newfangled moving pictures though, not a clue
I've apparently missed a lot of stuff happening in the field of visual social media
@evie ...are any of these a myspace?
@evie ...follow-up question, what's a vine?
I suddenly feel very old
...the fuck is a "byte (app)"?
@noelle Yorkshire
it's the standard issue tea
maybe I'll have some earl grey when feeling fancy, which isn't often
@evie is it hiccups we cure by surpri BOO!
that help?
it's the year of the 
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in which a wigglytuff is negative about an aspect of american politics
@wigglytuffitout I suppose votes from conspiracy theorists and neo-nazis who listen to rogan count just the same as votes from reasonable people
I'd be in deep introspection at just what the fuck I'd said that makes people like that say they'd vote for me but I guess it's a good thing for getting elected
@tobi_o@bananachips.club lot of paperwork in that though
much better just to be an aquatic creature yourself
@Eldritch_Horrorgirl so when attacked or threatened it can just lose the tail in mid-flight and suddenly sir whatever gets flattened by a dragon tail?
@evie 
pettable sea bunny!
@kirby oh, also if you put them in the washing machine, fasten them around the belt loops on a pair of trousers, they don't get lost that way
@kirby ah yeah, they do seem to get dirty quick, although it's probably the same amount of dirt as other straps pick up and those just don't show as much
best thing to do is every couple of weeks take the strap off and chuck it in the washing machine, either that or clean it with dish soap and warm water if you don't happen to be putting a load in the machine
@kirby yeah, they do add a bit of height to a watch which can be annoying if it's a thick watch to begin with
super functional though
SEA BUNNY!
Jorunna Parva, tiny lil underwater sea slugs what are fluffy and look like smol buns
Sadly very poisonous so no pets
@auravulpes 
so the male ones are incubuses, the female ones are succubuses... I wonder what an enby fuck demon is called
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
