Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

throwback to the 2011 London riots where yes, looters did form orderly queues

@wigglytuffitout hm... although for masto it's more "BARREN OF FEMALE PRESENCE SO I BECAME THE FEMALE PRESENCE"

Huh, turns out something good has come out of Rolex limiting the supply of steel sports models

https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1221049648372162560

Here's Lord Sugar, a billionaire, whinging on twitter that he can't swing a Rolex GMT-Master II BLNR from his local dealer

just saw the comments on an article about mixing tobacco with cannabis increasing THC availability

all these USAians piping up with "what? who'd do that? I've never seen anyone do that!"

are these people just smoking plain cannabis joints all the time? just how much fucking money did they have as teenagers to be able to afford that?

@dumpling@octodon.social this is primarily text-based, that I keep up with

anything with these newfangled moving pictures though, not a clue

I've apparently missed a lot of stuff happening in the field of visual social media

@Jo @evie ah, right, videos under 6 seconds, got it

@evie ...are any of these a myspace?

@evie ...follow-up question, what's a vine?

I suddenly feel very old

...the fuck is a "byte (app)"?

@noelle Yorkshire

it's the standard issue tea

maybe I'll have some earl grey when feeling fancy, which isn't often

@evie is it hiccups we cure by surpri BOO!

that help?

it's the year of the 🐀

@wigglytuffitout I suppose votes from conspiracy theorists and neo-nazis who listen to rogan count just the same as votes from reasonable people

I'd be in deep introspection at just what the fuck I'd said that makes people like that say they'd vote for me but I guess it's a good thing for getting elected

@tobi_o@bananachips.club lot of paperwork in that though

much better just to be an aquatic creature yourself

@Eldritch_Horrorgirl so when attacked or threatened it can just lose the tail in mid-flight and suddenly sir whatever gets flattened by a dragon tail?

@evie pettable sea bunny!