Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest: they're just visiting each other.

Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say 'ow', even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better. although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

@noelle I'd have thought that by the time you were directly comparing the pressure of blood and other other stuff around you then you've probably got bigger problems like "why is my blood directly exposed to the surrounding environment? there's meant to be some body stuff in the way"

@noelle from the "ghosts in yer blood, do cocaine about it" days of medicine

@noelle more of an amateurgrammer myself

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net it's still like, way more expensive than it should be

the rest of it makes sense from a target market perspective, the stand doesn't

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net the $1,000 monitor stand is still rather silly though