Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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@troubleMoney @mavica 🎵
row, row, row your bot
down the data streams,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
simulated dreams
⛵ 
if you put @mavica in a dinghy it's a rowbot
related to the current UK amazon ads on tv, if you're doing an advertising campaign about how happy your staff supposedly are then I'm gonna assume that some fucked up shit is happening
@noelle then there are those of us who see dQw4... and go "OH NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME WITH THIS ONE ELLIE!"
Everyone knows about Poe's Law, Murphy's Law, Godwin's Law, etc. but people aren't as familiar with Cole's Law
it's thinly sliced cabbage
JUST SEEN TWO HEDGEHOGS AT THE CAFE!
THEY'RE SO GOOD!
🦔
@noelle never know, might be a goose
person: okay, we've arrived at the beach, did you bring the sandwiches?
me: yeah
*person looks behind me to see a small coven conjuring some super cool dust devils from the nearest dunes*
person: ...I think you may have misheard me
US, UK & Huawei
@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe @mplouffe@scholar.social I prefer using it as the USA is only like, a quarter of all the stuff that's the americas so calling only one country's people "americans" seems really weird
US, UK & Huawei
@mplouffe@scholar.social I say buy half from the chinese and half from the USAians, that way they can each only snoop on half of it
This is cool to know, the new Seiko 5 watches mostly retain aftermarket parts compatibility with the old SKX007
Dial, hands, chapter ring, bezel, crystal, and caseback are all slot in replacements, bracelet end-links require a bit of wrangling with spring bars but fit, only thing that isn't compatible is the crown
@Moot@snouts.online 100% sure at least half the people in that meeting knew
While in Vienna, you decide to visit Währing Cemetery. During your tour, you hear mysterious music coming from one monument. As you approach, you realize that it's playing *backwards*, and when you see the name on the obelisk all becomes clear. What you're hearing, obviously, is
@noelle damnit
Sam the Octopus
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While in Vienna, you decide to visit Währing Cemetery. During your tour, you hear mysterious music coming from one monument. As you approach, you realize that it's playing *backwards*, and when you see the name on the obelisk all becomes clear. What you're hearing, obviously, is
Beethoven decomposing.
@twitter@mastodon.technology true, they say it's free but then they tack on all these surcharges, bullshit imo
@mavica oh yeah, just like, probably more so today
@mavica I haven't looked but I imagine it's entirely unusable today
@mavica @twitter@mastodon.technology write-only memory would be WOM which just sounds cute
@evie sounds like you got out of there at the right time
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
