Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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"average person launches 3 EC2 instances a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person launches 0 instances per year. Computers Georg, who lives in cave & launches over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
@noelle predicting some of the stuff that breaks isn't written in python and uses no dependencies that are written in python
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new video from me, ec and bad people in thumbnail
hey I did a new video
it's called Defeat & Despair and it's about that weird issue you get when you want to do activism but are too busy being crushed by the overwhelming shittiness of the world itself
and how to make that not happen
@noelle @alice@elekk.xyz why not both?
switch it from chain to chain depending on if you want it on the swing arm or on your neck at that particular moment!
@cypnk the door was interesting, none of this making the door fit the frame or vice versa, just "yep, that's okay for a door, hand me the chainsaw"
@cypnk this might be of interest if you haven't seen it yet
super simple small cabin with minimal materials that can be put together in a day
@noelle ...
I have many questions, most of which can be summed up as "wat?"
@garbados “For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
@mavica first thing to do has to be an under construction page with all the gifs
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@aeonofdiscord @halcy maybe fucking with the doctor is the entire point and none of the plans are actually meant to pan out 
@HTHR@cybre.space yo
@mavica there was something about having mondays to introduce people to the fediverse, think people were sharing it on other, lesser social media
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@troubleMoney it's an idea super worth revisiting. The biggest drawbacks of this thing were that gas motors smell, leak, etc and a small moped is pretty heavy to lift out of the trunk.
A hybrid or electric car could integrate a modern take with lithium batteries at under 50 lbs. and can be charged by integrated connector so when you plug in your car your bike charges too. European cities don't accommodate cars well, nor does NYC so the market exists
food? tech? something
@sydneyfalk think that's @mavica 's lunch order
Please Boost. Asking about Mental Health advice in the UK
@loki on the NHS? you can refer yourself directly, contact details should be here https://www.nhs.uk/service-search/find-a-psychological-therapies-service/ , or talk to your GP
I'm informed there's some sort of #mastomonday thingy
welcome new people! any questions about the fediverse you might have, feel free to chuck them my way
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
