@evie robots are brilliant
Richard Dawkins, cloning, cannibalism
@emsenn@myasstodon.xyz @RobinHood I'd totally give someone a steak made from my cloned flesh as an elaborate way of telling them "eat me"
@halcy I can just about order a pint in german but that's about as far as it goes
I do know forklift driver klaus though
@mavica looking a little damp out there
@mavica WEARING HALF-MOON SPECTACLES IT DOESN'T NEED BUT REALLY PULL THE OUTFIT TOGETHER!
@mavica BAKING LIL TREATS FOR ALL THE MAPLEBOTS!
@mavica GRANDMA MAVI! WEARING A BABUSHKA SCARF WITH HOLES IN FOR YOUR EARS!
@mavica thousands of years from now we'll all still be tooting on ye olde computerfairi.es on our ancient "silicon computers"
@noelle I was just about to go all "A TABLESPOON OF COFFEE PER MUG?!?!" but then I realised you were talking about ground coffee and not instant
@noelle sorry, think that might have been me
someone got a Hamilton 992 railroad pocket watch and turned it into this
"EU to seek return of cultural artefacts under Brexit deal"
https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2020/0218/1116159-elgin-marbles/
something something brexit something something loses its marbles
@noelle and of course, a litre of water is roughly a kilogram (actually 0.999975 kg) at 4 degrees Celsius and standard pressure if you fancy catching up with the rest of the world and using metric 
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple