Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

one reason I hate linux is that same "I'll run whatever you tell me, boss" attitude when there's a config hidden away somewhere missing a semicolon, all your network packets are inside-out, and it's just sat there naively thinking you meant for that to happen

one reason I like linux is that people can do ridiculous crap like this

https://github.com/laserbat/bach.sed

Bach's Prelude in C Major, played with sed

@mavica robots are good and nice

*pets the nearest robot, which is mavi*

@DarkWitchClaire protonmail does have a bridge application available to paid accounts, currently windows and mac with linux in beta

other than that I don't know, hushmail might be something to look at maybe? don't have any experience of them though

@DarkWitchClaire I haven't had any complaints with protonmail

@Dayglochainsaw OI! THAT'S...

actually entirely accurate

carry on

I'm imagining all the people in clubs who usually try to flex with bottles of expensive liquor doing the same with litre bottles of hand sanitiser

@darckcrystale @envgen yes, 'cause then charlie gets the job

she at least has to hang on until it can skip charlie

OH SHIT

WHAT IF IT WAS BUCKFAST

now that's a party

Does the gospel say what kind of wine jesus turned the water into?

Like, in any artistic renderings of said event it always looks like a red wine but maybe it was a white? Possibly even a rosé?

@cypnk I suppose in that case it did solve the medical problem of not looking like papa smurf

I'm still not entirely sure of which doctor called that a problem, but it certainly solved it

🎶 mister sandman
bring me some sand
I'm annoying darth vader
so like a shit-tonne of sand 🎶

@dumpling@octodon.social wanted a picture of the hedgie cafe before cleaning to see how much of a mess the hedgehogs make

of course the little buggers were relatively tidy last night, just threw the biscuits around

sheep