Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica @revolverocelot perfect for snorkelling!

which is a very silly word, snork ell ing

doin a snork

@codl lorge fluffy hedgie

REGGIE SPOTTED AT THE HEDGIE CAFE

#fedikitchen

three super good chutney recipes from Gladys Mann's Home Preserving and Bottling

Sinn have announced that they're showing off their new releases on 29-04-2020!

I am excite!

made some catnip toys for the kitty cats

also found out I suck at using a sewing machine

one reason I hate linux is that same "I'll run whatever you tell me, boss" attitude when there's a config hidden away somewhere missing a semicolon, all your network packets are inside-out, and it's just sat there naively thinking you meant for that to happen

one reason I like linux is that people can do ridiculous crap like this

https://github.com/laserbat/bach.sed

Bach's Prelude in C Major, played with sed

@mavica robots are good and nice

*pets the nearest robot, which is mavi*

@DarkWitchClaire protonmail does have a bridge application available to paid accounts, currently windows and mac with linux in beta

other than that I don't know, hushmail might be something to look at maybe? don't have any experience of them though

@DarkWitchClaire I haven't had any complaints with protonmail

@Dayglochainsaw OI! THAT'S...

actually entirely accurate

carry on

I'm imagining all the people in clubs who usually try to flex with bottles of expensive liquor doing the same with litre bottles of hand sanitiser

@darckcrystale @envgen yes, 'cause then charlie gets the job

she at least has to hang on until it can skip charlie

OH SHIT

WHAT IF IT WAS BUCKFAST

now that's a party