Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mplouffe@scholar.social nah, still none of that around

Running low on provisions, the octopus braved the blasted wasteland in search of supplies

Walking along deserted (apart from the dog walkers and joggers, I mean really, they kill the whole apocalypse vibe) streets they finally found a merchant who had milk, bread, and cigarettes in stock, a bounty not seen since before the outbreak brought the ravenous hordes

(I went up tesco, their stock levels are getting better now)

@mavica and none of the rest of us worked that one out either, so there's that as well

@mavica I saw others saying they couldn't do the level you got to

and people call many games easy despite how difficult they actually are, sod probably had a phd in wave synthesis or some bullshit

@mavica from what I've seen around the internet about it most people seem to have difficulties with it so it's not just you

@mavica

@mavica @colon_three I've been meaning to get into some board games if you fancy playing any of them what have an online version as well

@mavica @colon_three I'd be up for watching you stream something

@mavica maybe watch a thing? we could watch a movie/tv show/other video thing on whatever the newest replacement for rabb.it is?

@mavica *sends many octo-hugs* if there's anything in particular I can do to help just say

otherwise I'll be here wafting supportive vibes to you 'cause you're a lovely person who doesn't deserve to feel bad

@skynebula I'm not entirely sure about the "lawful" bit for some of those

@mavica also, turbo buttons

like, for laptops they'd be awesome

non-turbo for when you're trying to conserve battery power, turbo for when you're plugged in and don't care

I know they can do that automatically but I want a button!

@mavica oh hell yes

I love tech with racing stripes

fun item to give to your dnd party: @jk 's bag of holding

it's like a bag of holding, but it only contains an infinite number of chickens

@cyrridven it's a known side-effect

it's on the little leaflet that comes in the box that nobody reads

@evie they're... they're taking the piss right?

right?

@mavica just a hyperlink sitting on the disk

'cause we all know they wouldn't be capable of fitting a game downloader in 1.44MB

@mavica I want them to lean in to the whole thing and just ship floppy disks with a link to download the game

that'd be cool

@mavica important rule of challenge: no day 1 patch that's actually the entire goddamn game