Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica can function as an mp3 player!

okay, well, maybe not an "mp3 player" exactly, but you can ask it to sing for you and that's pretty neat

@mavica IT'S THE CUTEST SQUOBIT!

@sydneyfalk yeah, often one word/term/expression doesn't quite cover what you want to say/convey so sling a bunch together to comprehensively get the point across!

@sydneyfalk this is a good/useful/interesting idea

The instructions for people to work from home did not go well for the SCP Foundation

🦔

@cypnk we did have those though, which was pretty neat

Miles Davis famously said that "It's not the notes you play, it's the notes you don't play"

Which means 4'33" is the best possible jazz song

crabs are weird

all that walking sideways and having big pinchy pincers

strange oceanic friends

it's like a pilot coming on the tannoy to announce "there is no reason to be alarmed"

"UK government says that "there's enough food to go around""

okay, I wasn't worried about that at all before they made that announcement but they just had to say that to make me marginally concerned

Here's a guide from the WHO on how to locally produce hand sanitiser

https://www.who.int/gpsc/5may/Guide_to_Local_Production.pdf

@mavica I wouldn't trust what they say, they're full of shit

@mavica *sends hugs* we all love you mavi

@mplouffe@scholar.social nah, still none of that around

Running low on provisions, the octopus braved the blasted wasteland in search of supplies

Walking along deserted (apart from the dog walkers and joggers, I mean really, they kill the whole apocalypse vibe) streets they finally found a merchant who had milk, bread, and cigarettes in stock, a bounty not seen since before the outbreak brought the ravenous hordes

(I went up tesco, their stock levels are getting better now)

@mavica and none of the rest of us worked that one out either, so there's that as well

@mavica I saw others saying they couldn't do the level you got to

and people call many games easy despite how difficult they actually are, sod probably had a phd in wave synthesis or some bullshit