Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@a_breakin_glass are you reading UK government pandemic response memos again?

roman emperor with "veni, vidi, vici" on the wall like one of those awful "live, laugh, love" things

Latest UK government advice poster for if you should go outside

(not actually from the UK govt)

@mavica now we need to find where he's hiding

@cassolotl@queer.party according to the gruniad "shopping for necessities, one form of exercise a day alone or with household members, medical or care needs, travelling to or from work if you can't work from home"

basically unless completely necessary for your health needs, don't go out to get anything

bats are getting a bad rap recently but they're really good sky doggos

Werner the Herzog

the conquest of bread, but written by a duck

we have no less than three hedgies!

I just saw three having a little conference out in the garden

sadly no way of lighting it for my phone camera without disturbing them but they're cute!

@mavica can function as an mp3 player!

okay, well, maybe not an "mp3 player" exactly, but you can ask it to sing for you and that's pretty neat

@mavica IT'S THE CUTEST SQUOBIT!

@sydneyfalk yeah, often one word/term/expression doesn't quite cover what you want to say/convey so sling a bunch together to comprehensively get the point across!

@sydneyfalk this is a good/useful/interesting idea

The instructions for people to work from home did not go well for the SCP Foundation

🦔

@cypnk we did have those though, which was pretty neat

Miles Davis famously said that "It's not the notes you play, it's the notes you don't play"

Which means 4'33" is the best possible jazz song

crabs are weird

all that walking sideways and having big pinchy pincers

strange oceanic friends