Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@evie

@penguin42 I'm sure you could find a way to put a NATO strap on it

seriously, this thing is so incredibly complicated the fact that it has a tourbillon is at the bottom of the feature list

'cause of course it has a tourbillon

oh yeah, the easter complication? it's in both the julian and gregorian calendars, which gives two different possible dates

'cause at this point why the hell not

Technically I should be posting about this next week, but eh, close enough

This is the Konstantin Chaykin Moscow Comptus Easter Clock

This thing has 26 different indications on it, including the date of orthodox easter, starmap, analemma, and length of day

https://monochrome-watches.com/konstantin-chaykin-moscow-comptus-easter-clock-most-complicated-clock-ever-made-in-russia/

It's incredible

I got a lot of my watch collection from the sacrifice of a messiah

You see, Jesus died for my Sinns

it's bunny day

appreciate bunnies

@mavica "im not owned! im not owned!!" you continue to insist while countersigning the cypress technologies warranty card

as a brit the "global south" is anything south of portsmouth

take that world bank!

@mavica nice view!

@mavica

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout hey, I'm up here at 51°N, all y'all are southerners far as I'm concerned

I'd include a big disclaimer on why exactly not to take any of this toot seriously as medical advice but quite frankly if you've decided taking medical advice from an octopus on the internet is a good idea then you've got bigger problems that a disclaimer won't help

This quarantine season, why not enjoy a gin and tonic?

Tonic water contains quinine which is another anti-malarial that so far has shown as much evidence for effectiveness against covid-19 in proper clinical trials as that hydroxychloroquine stuff trump's been pushing

(Which is to say none at all because nobody's published one yet. This may or may not change when somebody's actually completed a proper clinical trial on either of them for this purpose)

@mavica all cats are bastards, so a bastard cat is being good at being a cat!

@mavica such good cattes

In star wars, droids without their casings are referred to as naked

which means c-3po is wearing a crop top

@mavica yes