Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
putting all the stuff needed for a beowulf cluster into a docker so you can cluster your docker things
I mean, yes, duffel bags full of money, but what on earth led to that?
how the hell did just eat (uk equivalent of uber eats) manage to get Snoop Dogg to do their tv adverts?
@twitter@mastodon.technology @djsundog minus the quadcopter bit that's a thing
very good at wiggly walls
@noelle huh, I'd have assumed it meant "light's borked", we don't have those over here
sea bunny
they're actually a type of sea slug but they look bunny-like and are cute
hey what programming language do ghosts prefer to use?
@halcy their favourite data type is BOOlean
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Oft nehme ich Dinge zu wörtlich. Schön das ich damit scheinbar nicht alleine bin.
@Nine feel free to report them and I'll do the banhammery thing
@Siphonay@octodon.social eh, everyone was fine when the Normans did it
standing ovations are a weird concept
like "that was so good I'll stand up and clap at you"
who came up with that?
@mavica you sofffffff
@mavica well done mavi!
thinkin' 'bout the video toaster
video toaster was cool
tony hawk's pro tater
the potato cooking simulator
"so, to run this you need an emu"
"an emulator"
"nope, the bird, they're the only ones who can get it to compile for some reason"
@gdkar but you also don't 
but you do 
@jk windy village hill
so somewhere producing beans I'd assume
@mavica HEY MAVI YOU CAN DO IT
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY RHYMES
BUT YAY MAVI!
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
