Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

a community after the abolition of the police force would be sans-sheriff

this is a very lorge hedgehog

imagining this orchard where all the apples move very quickly sideways

I remember being very confused when I first heard the word "crabapple"

"...do...do they have claws? 🦀 "

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

Ooh, shiny, new Seiko Prospex watches

Two tunas, two arnies, all in the "street" lineup

https://www.fratellowatches.com/meet-the-seiko-prospex-urban-safari-watches/

I do like the concept of the arnie but my wrists aren't anywhere near big enough to support a 47.whatever mm case size

@mavica you wobot

@mavica oof

I've never played it but I can confidently state that Animal Crossing New Horizons is just mastodon with turnips

News report from 4th November 2020:

...and the winner of the 2020 presidential election is, the first candidate ever to win the election as a write-in vote, coronavirus!

Really, we should have seen that coming

Now for updates on the alien invaders who are eating everyone's faces we go to Zzzzworp McGee...

imagining a @mavica cover of Take On Me where byte is just saying "beep"

beepbeepbeepbeep beep beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeep

@Waces the IOC didn't like that three cruise ships were called Olympic-class and tried to sink all three

They failed with the RMS Olympic, and succeeded with the Britannic and Titanic

Yeah, the IOC did the Titanic

🦔

the early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese

@mavica I've had a think and come up with some ideas, no idea if they're any good

Assembly robot: you always see industrial robots making cars and you can too! just like, with scale models of stuff

Computer vision: there's a thing called https://www.bemyeyes.com/ where you can volunteer to identify visual things for blind people, could be a helper robot!

AI doing things: mechanical turk or similar maybe? Short tasks that just have you working as an AI, also gets you some beer money