Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

also I couldn't afford a rolex anyway, but mainly they're cowards for not offering a bepis bezel

In watches certain combinations of colours on the bezel have names

A "pepsi" bezel is red and blue, "coke" is red and black, and "root beer" is brown and black

I want a bepis bezel but Rolex are cowards!

@a_breakin_glass batman's close

Joker: I'm leaving now
Arkham workers: Sure, if you're back by tuesday we have tacos
Joker: Nice

smol woodland critters

@Siphonay@octodon.social oh fuck yeah chicken invaders

@evie I'm halfway expecting "play 2,000 hours and unlock the next line of source code or pay $0.49 to unlock it now!"

@evie yeah, there's definitely another boot to drop here

okay, which bastard came up with the idea of banging pots and pans together for the thursday night noise?

I'll give em something to be thankful to the NHS for *grumble grumble grumble*

federated zombo.com

well this is about as good value as I can call a watch that costs 4 figures

Case by Voutilainen, guilloche dial, thermally blued hands and applied breguet markers (on two of the models), and a customised hand-finished movement

For under 3.000€

https://monochrome-watches.com/ophion-oph-786-velos-accessible-high-end-watch-review-price/

@evie ah, damn

I know you can get adaptor type pieces which might work depending on how the strap's constructed

@evie standard watch and strap? just needs a new spring bar

@wigglytuffitout Darth Vader walks into view from the ship he came on: "*asthmatic noises* cheers drive"

@wigglytuffitout that's why he's got the meditation pod thing, so nobody can see him drinking scrumpy

@wigglytuffitout not just country, he's west country!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQFho0_G1VI

saw a jackdaw(? small corvidy birb, might have been a smaller other corvidy birb but I'm making a guess at jackdaw) on the bird table today!

haven't seen one of them come around before, hope they bring their friends

so this diagram of a function is going out every night, talking to new people, partying, just generally being an extrovert

it's a social graph

monosexual monogamy is a sin!

it's adam AND eve! not adam OR eve!

Well this is... interesting

Bamford Watch Department X Badgerworks TAG Heuer Carrera Calibre 5 with Coffee Dial

That's not "coffee coloured" dial, they made the actual dial out of actual coffee

https://www.bamfordwatchdepartment.com/?product=limited-edition-bwd-x-blackbadger-coffee-dial-tag-heuer-carrera-calibre-5