Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

imagining this orchard where all the apples move very quickly sideways

I remember being very confused when I first heard the word "crabapple"

"...do...do they have claws? 🦀 "

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

Ooh, shiny, new Seiko Prospex watches

Two tunas, two arnies, all in the "street" lineup

https://www.fratellowatches.com/meet-the-seiko-prospex-urban-safari-watches/

I do like the concept of the arnie but my wrists aren't anywhere near big enough to support a 47.whatever mm case size

@mavica you wobot

@mavica oof

I've never played it but I can confidently state that Animal Crossing New Horizons is just mastodon with turnips

News report from 4th November 2020:

...and the winner of the 2020 presidential election is, the first candidate ever to win the election as a write-in vote, coronavirus!

Really, we should have seen that coming

Now for updates on the alien invaders who are eating everyone's faces we go to Zzzzworp McGee...

imagining a @mavica cover of Take On Me where byte is just saying "beep"

beepbeepbeepbeep beep beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeep

@Waces the IOC didn't like that three cruise ships were called Olympic-class and tried to sink all three

They failed with the RMS Olympic, and succeeded with the Britannic and Titanic

Yeah, the IOC did the Titanic

🦔

the early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese

@mavica I've had a think and come up with some ideas, no idea if they're any good

Assembly robot: you always see industrial robots making cars and you can too! just like, with scale models of stuff

Computer vision: there's a thing called https://www.bemyeyes.com/ where you can volunteer to identify visual things for blind people, could be a helper robot!

AI doing things: mechanical turk or similar maybe? Short tasks that just have you working as an AI, also gets you some beer money

putting all the stuff needed for a beowulf cluster into a docker so you can cluster your docker things

I mean, yes, duffel bags full of money, but what on earth led to that?

how the hell did just eat (uk equivalent of uber eats) manage to get Snoop Dogg to do their tv adverts?

@twitter@mastodon.technology @djsundog minus the quadcopter bit that's a thing

very good at wiggly walls