Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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This is the least professional mastodon instance in the West until the late 90s
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Eric Trump is upset that people are now protesting "Paw Patrol".
And I get it.
It's hard when someone threatens to cancel your favorite TV show.
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For the last few weeks @Crash has been working on a quickplay RPG called Kobolds In Space!.
I've put together and have been tinkering with a Python script that automatically generates a ship, plot, and adversary for a Kobolds In Space! game, along with a bunch of pre-generated kobolds for players to play.
(The very quick rules: you add two stats depending on what you're doing, and roll 2d6 against the total. Roll lower, you succeed; higher, you fail; get it exactly, you're somewhat successful.)
Reload the page to get a new campaign with new kobolds: http://node.noelle.codes/kobold
terrible antijoke
two chemists walk into a bar
first one says "I'll have some h2o"
second one says "I'll have some h2o too"
bartender gives them both glasses of water because he understands context cues
Excerpt from the journal of advanced cheese science:
"Both single and double Gloucester cheese are well described in literature and the synthesis process of each is well understood, in this paper we shall describe the process of creating the previously theorised triple Gloucester..."
@subnet@snouts.online gotta get that full candy crush experience
@InspectorCaracal yeah, misgendering anyone for any reason is unacceptable
<joking begins>that and men have enough bad press without lumping rowling in with them<joking ends>
jk rowling terf crap
Given J K Rowling's insistence that only those who menstruate are women, and the fact that Rowling is 54 and therefore statistically likely to have gone through menopause:
what pronouns are we meant to use for Rowling?
@noelle ...oh for fucks sake
carp diem
FISH DAY
technically protest related but really not, very stupid
@masklayer goin' for some rocky road eh?
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@mavica squobit hit server with wrench
it's super effective!
@stolas@elekk.xyz just goes to show that proper tea is theft
@KreatureKiu@chitter.xyz the fast food workers serve people
@pup_hime to be fair a 4-foot tall mareep plushie does outclass a lot
Octodad: Dadliest Catch is in the big bundle for racial justice and equality thing
https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality
Get the bundle, donate to charity, and you can pretend to be an octopus! It's very realistic
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@troubleMoney imagine being such an asshat that your tea calls you out
Right wing vlogger says something about it being good that her favourite tea brand is "not supporting BLM", yorkshire tea responds "we do, fuck off and stop drinking our tea", pg tips joins in on telling her to fuck off with the #solidaritea hashtag and now various other tea companies are following suit
2020 is weird
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
