Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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Food, caps, powerthirst style bullshit inside, memetic hazard
Broats! It's Oats, but for MEN!!!!!!
FORTIFIED with ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS
That's like POWERUPS IN VIDEOGAMES and ROCKS AND SHIT
THAT'S HOW MANLY YOU'LL BE, CRUNCHING ON ROCKS SO BRODACIOUSLY IT'LL MAKE YOU EVEN MANLIERRRRR
porridge??? GET THAT GOLDILOCKS CRAP OUTTA HERE!!! That's for LITTLE GIRLS who RUN AWAY FROM BEARS
With BROATS, you go into the Bears house and then THEY BECOME YOUR SERVANTS IN YOUR NEW BEAR STAFFED HOUSE!
@bstacey surprised they didn't mention using a block and tackle as a force multiplier
@lilithsaintcrow at the moment, not much
shortly, coronavirus
CW meta (lighthearted)
@auravulpes I agree
kill them with fire
This looks cool
The Mido Ocean Star Decompression Timer 1961 Limited Edition
It's got a funky multicoloured diving decompression table on the dial
I have no idea how to use a decompression table but it's funky
nsfc - not safe for cornwall
pop tarts are dessert pasties
@mavica also heirloom quality out of electronics in general
like, maybe a microwave, but electronics go obsolete pretty quick even if it still functions
Someone buy me this please
https://givergy.uk/revorakecovid19/?controller=lots&action=showLot&id=14
It's the prototype model for the Sinn 155 "Dark Star"
Revolution and The Rake are doing a charity auction in support of the WHO Covid-19 Solidarity Response Fund
They've got a bunch of watch prototypes and unique pieces as well as some other stuff
It's all going to end up being incredibly pricey but it's interesting to look at
@mavica uncle ben said that with great power comes great responsibility but I bet he never had a meal consisting entirely of candy
@mavica they can advise against it, but if you want a big bowl of skittles for breakfast you can just make it happen!
the cutest!
@mavica it's true! you're an adult! nobody can stop you from have skittles as breakfast cereal!
@wigglytuffitout oh yeah, every bit of it
@mavica *hugs* I've been there before, I know just how much that bit sucks
I don't have any advice I can give to help that go away but I'm here sending good thoughts your way and hoping it lightens soon
@mavica we could play other games instead, I only have a linux box so only stuff available on that but otherwise anything I can get my hands on
@mavica I found something called FROG in the itch bundle, we could explore a pond
If you're concerned you don't have enough... "bling" as I believe the kids say, then Seiko have these in their Seiko 5 lineup now
SRPE71K1, SRPE72K1, and SRPE74K1
In silver, rose gold, and yellow gold finishes respectively
Cost just under £300
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
