Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica huh, eh, no reason not to do it on a bass!

@mavica you're totally going to be playing the seinfeld riff any time it's appropriate aren't you?

pirate-themed square wave synth music is frequently misnamed "pieces of eight"

@mavica deffo going to be around until 0100 UTC, possibly a bit later

@mavica don't have second life (barely even have a first HEYOOOO) but I'm totally up for hanging out on comms

@stux aaaaa

@evie robot looks excited

I don't usually pay much attention to watch brand ambassadors but Cartier fucking nailed it by hiring Rami Malek to be ambassador for the new Pasha

@masklayer ah, so non-teaching roles in particular, maybe a very annoyed person clearing away chalk dust left by a professor-y type

@masklayer first thing I'd think of is lecturing despite only a small percentage of staff actually doing that

@evie ROBOT!

so wait, what month is this again?

I think we got an early start on wrath month, is this sloth month already?

Get 150 affection with your pet to continue

*glances at my apprentice cat glaring at me pawing turnips off the table*

I may have made an error