Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@fribbledom "My generation will put it right
We're not just making promises
That we know we'll never keep"

sadly not the case, phil, sadly not the case

@mavica I knew we shouldn't have made those out of pastry!

@mavica we'd have to carefully maintain corpsonas

@mavica I like to think of it as like a little trap door that opens beneath them

@cooler_ranch I tried but all the cups were occupied

(not my image, couldn't find source)

people say hedgehogs eat slugs and help keep the garden tidy

they do not

at all

🦔

@rey we just threw a bunch more workers at stuff like that

@mavica @LaserScheme it's an art

@mavica robots good and you best robot!

my front yard is covered in servers running hypervisors

it's a xen garden

you should always cover your crystal ball when not in use

"oh, because of spirits?"

what? no, it's basically a giant magnifying glass, if the sun hits it it'll burn your house down

@mavica @noelle "it's only a small change! it'll be fine!" *sound of servers spinning down*

I've just realised that I've used the phrase "looks like" or "resembles" in a couple of image alt texts

that's... probably less useful than it could have been in retrospect

oh look, it's @cypnk but in moth caterpillar form!

has anyone started selling facemasks with little screens on yet?

could display like smiley mouth, angry mouth, socialist teeth, etc.